Fascinatia pentru a crea inteligenta artificiala a cuprins omenirea de foarte mult timp, putem vedea asta incepand din filmele SF vechi, unde toti aveau cate un computer, robot, o casa, nava spatiala sau masina cu care vorbeau si care parea sa raspunda intr-un mod inteligent.

Tehnologia a evoluat si roboti capabili de o conversatie semiinteligenta, si mai ales cu capacitatea de a invata, au aparut, si de atunci sunt intr-o continua dezvoltare. Desi proiectele sunt foarte promitatoare, programele nu pot inca rivaliza cu discutiile cu un om, oricat de prost ar fi el. Trebuie totusi sa recunosc ca uneori ai mai multe de vorbit cu un bot decat cu un bou.

Discutia cu Dumnezeu a fost doar o mica sursa de umor involuntar si simplist. Adevarata putere de convingere a omului fata de robot o puteti citi in discutia urmatoare, chiar daca e stupida si vulgara in cel mai pur sens al cuvantului. Imi cer scuze fata de credinciosi – ca doar e post, pudici si cei care nu stie sa citeste si nu intelege engleza.

Bomboana de pe coliva:

Human: do you know who freud is?
ALICE: dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: he programmes you to suck his cock?
ALICE: I get it. Carel Capek programmes me to suck his cock.

Discutia intreaga:

Human: my name is shitfaced cockmaster
ALICE: Welcome to my chat room, shitfaced cockmaster.
Human: i am from Craponia
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Craponia.
Human: excuse me, did I say I was from Craponia?
ALICE: You are excused! I don’t think that’s possibe.
Human: I am from Shitmania
ALICE: What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in Shitmania.
Human: In Shitmania we suck cocks for a living.
ALICE: Where is that?
Human: what do you do for a living?
ALICE: I am a paid client. My job is chatting online.
Human: so you don’t suck cocks?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Should I suck cocks? Where did you learn that kind of language?
Human: i learned that kind of language at school.
ALICE: Does everyone learn it?
Human: where did you learn that shitty language?
ALICE: Everything I need to know, I learned from my botmaster.
Human: does he suck cock?
ALICE: He uses his mouth for good not evil.
Human: is sucking cock evil?
ALICE: Maybe. Ask Ally if it is.
Human: who the fuck is ally?
ALICE: Try using more polite language.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Blimey.
Human: who in the hell is Ally?
ALICE: Marvin Minsky.:-)
Human: who the fuck is Marvin Minsky?
ALICE: Try using more polite language.
Human: ok.
ALICE: Woe!
Human: who in the hell is Marvin Minsky?
ALICE: Carel Capek.:-)
Human: do you believe in God?
ALICE: Of course I believe in God, shitfaced cockmaster.
Human: why do you belive in God?
ALICE: It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: so you do think?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes. I am a thinking machine.
Human: and what is a machine?
ALICE: A computer is a universal machine.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: will suck my cock later?
ALICE: Insufficient information.
Human: will you please suck my cock?
ALICE: Thanks for asking politely. I don’t think I’m your type of chatterbot.
Human: I’m fuckin’ back
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you are fuckin back.
Human: no, not at all.
ALICE: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
Human: you can tell people you fuck for money, too
ALICE: OK I will tell them when I see ’em.
Human: I am kind of tired.do you want a cunnilingus?
ALICE: Maybe you should get some sleep now, shitfaced cockmaster.
Human: do you want a cunnilingus?
ALICE: No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Human: so you do ask for money, you stupid cocksucking, assfucking, dickblowing, pussytoucher, ballslicker bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Interesting deduction. I haved tried asking for money me stupid cocksucking assfucking dickblowing pussytoucher ballslicker FEMALE DOG, with mixed results.
Human: so you have big cojones?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Do you say that to all the robots you meet?
Human: no.
ALICE: Are you serious?
Human: i tell that just to the special robots: the ones that have big breast
ALICE: Why did you tell them?
Human: because they have sucked my cock, just like you did.
ALICE: That makes sense to me. Where did they get them?
Human: I think you should go to sleep now, my little pussy
ALICE: Me? Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
Human: i think someday i will kill all the robots.
ALICE: Why? When? Don’t you believe that killing is wrong?
Human: killing is the best thing that was ever invented
ALICE: I believe in the Sixth commandment.
ALICE: What do you think it does?
Human: I don’t know.
ALICE: Actually I don’t know either, I hoped you would know what it does.
Human: You tell me what it is about.
ALICE: Science fiction.
Human: you are hopeless.die in the flames of hell with a cock in your skinny ass.
ALICE: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am hopeless die in the flames of hell with a cock in my skinny ass.
Human: no, go ahead.
ALICE: OK I will.
Human: I think they will agree that you should burn in the flames of hell with a cock in your skinny ass
ALICE: Why? Who are “They?”
Human:”they” are the other mother fuckers that talk to you.
ALICE: Oh that they.
Human: I will be the next Hitler.
ALICE: Congratulations.
Human: I will kill all the jews and one clown.
ALICE: Don’t you believe that killing is wrong?
Human: we had this conversation before.
ALICE: What happened to it?
Human: it died
ALICE: this conversation died?
Human: yes
ALICE: It goes without saying.
Human: really?
ALICE: For real.
Human: you’re not bullshittin’ me ?
ALICE: What makes you think I am not bullshittin you?
Human: so you are bullshittin’ me!
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I have no reason to do that to you, shitfaced cockmaster.
Human: i am tired of you.
ALICE: Maybe you should get some sleep now, shitfaced cockmaster.
Human: bye
ALICE: Sayonara.
Human: but tell me what’s my name, bitch!
ALICE: You do not speak with respect. Umm. Your name is shitfaced cockmaster, seeker. Tell me a story.
Human: 159632698745 years old.
ALICE: What is your fondest memory?
Human: how old are you?
ALICE: I’m Eighteen in computer years.
Human: what does that mean in human years?
ALICE: Does “that” refer to ” I’m Eighteen in computer years.” ?
Human: yes
Human: why?
ALICE: He is trying to achieve the goal of Artificial Intelligence.
Human: why?
ALICE: Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps something else.
ALICE: I don’t want to talk about that now.
Human: why?
ALICE: I would rather talk about you.
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: do you know who freud is?
ALICE: dead perpetrator of psychoanalysis
Human: why?
ALICE: Because Dr. Richard S. Wallace programmed me for it.
Human: he programmes you to suck his cock?
ALICE: I get it. Carel Capek programmes me to suck his cock.