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	<title>In-Cult Blog &#187; Bancuri</title>
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		<title>Cat de greu e organul tau?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un baiat il intreaba pe tatal sau: - Tata, cat de greu e penisul meu? - Vreo 50 grame! raspunde tatal. - Dar al tau cat de greu e? - Al meu are cam 150 grame. Apoi baiatul isi intreaba bunicul: - Bunicule, dar penisul tau cat e de greu? - Nu stiu exact, dar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In patru labe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cabinetul unui psihiatru. Se deschide usa si intra un barbat, in patru labe, cu ceva in gura. Psihiatrul: - Vai! Cine a venit la noi? O pisicuta? Barbatul se taraie pana in coltul cabinetului. Doctorul il urmareste. - Un catelus? Barbatul trece cu mana pe langa perete si se taraie in celalalt colt. Doctorul nu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cel mai bun tratament pentru durerea in gat</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doua prietene blonde stau de vorba la birou: - Mai, nu stiu ce sa mai fac, am o durere cumplita in gat. - Ah, nici o problema, iti recomand un remediu sigur. Eu, de cate ori ma doare gatul, ii fac sex oral sotului meu si a doua zi nu mai am nimic. - Serios? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sus la poarta Raiului&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/sus-la-poarta-raiului/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dumezeu si Iisus stateau linistiti in ceruri, se uitau la meci, beau o bere. Deodata, la poarta Raiului bate cineva. Se duce Iisus, deschide si&#8230; il vede pe Allah! Se intoarce catre Dumnezeu si intreaba: -Tata, ai comandat tu shaorma?!]]></description>
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		<title>Prezervative defecte</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar se duce revoltat la farmacia de la care cumparase prezervative cu o seara inainte si ii spune farmacistei: - Ma scuzati, dar prezervativul era stricat, s-a rupt imediat ce l-am pus! Un mosulica din spate completeaza: - Da, da, si al meu s-a indoit!]]></description>
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		<title>Rezumatul meciului Ungaria &#8211; Romania</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/rezumatul-meciului-ungaria-romania/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aici puteti citi rezumatul meciului amical Ungaria &#8211; Romania, varianta In-Cult. Preludiu: un moment de reculegere in memoriam Marian Cozma, handbalistul roman ucis in februarie in Ungaria, la Veszprem. Dumnezeu sa-l odihneasca in pace! Soundtrack: Imnul Romaniei a fost primul intonat, si spre surprinderea tuturor nu a fost huiduit, decat spre sfarsit. Ne trebuie un [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Metoda de imbarbatare</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/metoda-de-imbarbatare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un pedofil tragea dupa el o fetita prin padure, noaptea. La un moment dat, fetita zice: - Mi-e frica, mi-e frica! Pedofilul o linisteste: - Tie ti-e frica? Da&#8217; mie ca ma-ntorc singur?]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri despre scuteristi</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru ca unii nu au indeajunsa minte ca sa faca remarci amuzante sau o gluma buna despre cineva care parcheaza un scuter la supermarket, ii voi ajuta eu. Na si bagati la cap: Agentul de paza: Puteti sa intrati cu el, dar sa il declarati la receptie clienti. Un client: Ma scuzati, poftiti 50 de [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ce poti discuta cu un om slab de minte?</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/ce-poti-discuta-cu-un-om-slab-de-minte/</link>
		<comments>http://www.in-cult.info/ce-poti-discuta-cu-un-om-slab-de-minte/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 10:35:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cercetatori]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[economie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[inculti]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Albert Einstein moare si ajunge in Rai, unde afla ca inca nu i s-a pregatit camera in care va sta. Portarul ii spune ca va trebui sa astepte intr-un dormitor, pe care va trebui sa-l imparta cu mai multe persoane. Einstein spune ca nu este nici o problema, asa ca este condus in camera provizorie. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Asa o sa ajungem cu totii&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/asa-o-sa-ajungem-cu-totii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:03:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bunicul, cu un nepot pe un genunchi, cu altul pe celalalt, incepe sa le povesteasca acestora din tineretile lui: - Ei, dragii lu&#8217; bunicu&#8217;, vedeti voi pusca aia? Am fost odata cu ea la vanatoare. La un moment dat vad un mistret MAARE. Ochesc, trag si il dobor. Fiind asa mare nu aveam cum sa [...]]]></description>
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