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		<title>Cat de greu e organul tau?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 09:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un baiat il intreaba pe tatal sau: - Tata, cat de greu e penisul meu? - Vreo 50 grame! raspunde tatal. - Dar al tau cat de greu e? - Al meu are cam 150 grame. Apoi baiatul isi intreaba bunicul: - Bunicule, dar penisul tau cat e de greu? - Nu stiu exact, dar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In patru labe</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Jan 2011 12:57:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cabinetul unui psihiatru. Se deschide usa si intra un barbat, in patru labe, cu ceva in gura. Psihiatrul: - Vai! Cine a venit la noi? O pisicuta? Barbatul se taraie pana in coltul cabinetului. Doctorul il urmareste. - Un catelus? Barbatul trece cu mana pe langa perete si se taraie in celalalt colt. Doctorul nu [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Una scurta, in ton cu situatia</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 13:04:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Romania este o tara deosebit de fertila: semeni functionari si cresc impozitele.]]></description>
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		<title>Cel mai bun tratament pentru durerea in gat</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/cel-mai-bun-tratament-pentru-durerea-in-gat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:45:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[banc]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[femei]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Doua prietene blonde stau de vorba la birou: - Mai, nu stiu ce sa mai fac, am o durere cumplita in gat. - Ah, nici o problema, iti recomand un remediu sigur. Eu, de cate ori ma doare gatul, ii fac sex oral sotului meu si a doua zi nu mai am nimic. - Serios? [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Contabilii si sexul</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 16:04:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Doi contabili stateau de vorba: - Care este pozitia ta sexuala preferata? - 82. - 82? Cum e asta?! - 69 + TVA!]]></description>
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		<title>Sus la poarta Raiului&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/sus-la-poarta-raiului/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:05:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dumnezeu]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iisus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shaorma]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Dumezeu si Iisus stateau linistiti in ceruri, se uitau la meci, beau o bere. Deodata, la poarta Raiului bate cineva. Se duce Iisus, deschide si&#8230; il vede pe Allah! Se intoarce catre Dumnezeu si intreaba: -Tata, ai comandat tu shaorma?!]]></description>
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		<title>Prezervative defecte</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/prezervative-defecte/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 07:55:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un tanar se duce revoltat la farmacia de la care cumparase prezervative cu o seara inainte si ii spune farmacistei: - Ma scuzati, dar prezervativul era stricat, s-a rupt imediat ce l-am pus! Un mosulica din spate completeaza: - Da, da, si al meu s-a indoit!]]></description>
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		<title>Rezumatul meciului Ungaria &#8211; Romania</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/rezumatul-meciului-ungaria-romania/</link>
		<comments>http://www.in-cult.info/rezumatul-meciului-ungaria-romania/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 17:56:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parerea mea]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fotbal]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Aici puteti citi rezumatul meciului amical Ungaria &#8211; Romania, varianta In-Cult. Preludiu: un moment de reculegere in memoriam Marian Cozma, handbalistul roman ucis in februarie in Ungaria, la Veszprem. Dumnezeu sa-l odihneasca in pace! Soundtrack: Imnul Romaniei a fost primul intonat, si spre surprinderea tuturor nu a fost huiduit, decat spre sfarsit. Ne trebuie un [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Metoda de imbarbatare</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/metoda-de-imbarbatare/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Aug 2009 20:10:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Un pedofil tragea dupa el o fetita prin padure, noaptea. La un moment dat, fetita zice: - Mi-e frica, mi-e frica! Pedofilul o linisteste: - Tie ti-e frica? Da&#8217; mie ca ma-ntorc singur?]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri despre scuteristi</title>
		<link>http://www.in-cult.info/bancuri-despre-scuteristi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.in-cult.info/bancuri-despre-scuteristi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Aug 2009 09:37:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jorjel</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parerea mea]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pentru ca unii nu au indeajunsa minte ca sa faca remarci amuzante sau o gluma buna despre cineva care parcheaza un scuter la supermarket, ii voi ajuta eu. Na si bagati la cap: Agentul de paza: Puteti sa intrati cu el, dar sa il declarati la receptie clienti. Un client: Ma scuzati, poftiti 50 de [...]]]></description>
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